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Monokuma | "Hello, and welcome to the first annual Monoworld Trial! I'm your illustrious host Monokuma, and--quiet in the back!--and today, you bastards are figuring out who took the lives of Shiro Suzuki, our Mathematician, and Tamashi Kasai, our Analyzer. So basically, it's a good ol' fashioned game of whodunit! But like every game, there aaaaaaare some tiny rules. This can go four ways: 1. 15 enter, 1 leaves. 2. 15 enter, 2 leave. 3. 15 enter, 14 leave. 4. 15 enter, 13 leave. See? You shouldn't have killed the calculator! y= body(decomposition) + murder, subtract hope, carry the despair...upupu! See?! When you present a piece of evidence, please put it in asterisks. If your character is doing an action, use the /me command. Eventually, I'll stop you and a vote will be taken on who our killer is. This vote will be taken via poll posted on Monoworld, but you may state who you're voting for here. No posting order, so go wild! Just remember to follow the park rules... If you have a question, feel free to ask. You might get an answer! |
Monokuma | And now, kids... |
Monokuma | Let Trial 1... COMMENCE! |
Root | Whoever did it, reveal yourself. If you don’t, well, we’ll find you out anyways, so save us the work, and just admit it. |
Taro | They don't have to. |
Taro | I know who did it. |
Root | I doubt it. |
Willow | Root, that is unlikely to work. Taro, what's your theory? |
Taro | My theory, funny you should ask. |
Iocus | Not really funny, trust me, I am the comedian |
Taro | I believe, no, I know that the killer is.... |
Taro | Willow Fey |
Willow | Oh. I was under the impression that Iocus was our ultimate comedian. |
Taro | This isn't time for games. |
Taro | You did it. |
Root | Your proof? |
Iocus | This IS a game thought Taro |
Taro | My proof is my testiomony |
Taro | Taro's Testimony - Willow has been constantly seen conversing with Monokuma himself |
Root | I don't think that's enough proof. |
Taro | Willow, preparing the murder with Monokuma. |
Willow | ...That's it? that's your proof? |
Root | People can talk to the bear without planning to actually murder. |
Iocus | That could be anybody, I have seen a bunch of you guys talking to the bear as well |
Taro | I also have the blood stained mattress inside of his room |
Willow | You have also been sighted talking to the bear yourself Taro. |
Root | He's not the only one. Daisuke has blood in his bed too |
Taro | And the bloody sheets that were moved to the ? ? ? Room |
Iocus | They aren't even women, how did this happen? |
Taro | So did Root, but unlike you, Root and I were asking the bear questions. |
Taro | Questions relevant to escaping. |
Root | And how do you know Willow wasn't doing the same? |
Willow | I have an explaination. Allow me to present my Testimony |
Taro | Let's hear it. |
Willow | I was writing in my bed, as I often do, using a red pen. Unfortunately I fell asleep and must have rolled on top of it. The pen exploded. Not wanting to be accused of anything in case of a murder, I disposed of my bed sheets in the ? ? ? room. I am sure an analyses would reveal that I am telling the truth. It's not blood but ink that stained my sheets. |
Monokuma | "An analysis? But our Analyzer is dead, puhuhu!" |
Iocus | Ah, but this goes against MY testimony |
Iocus | I have nothing...I just wanted to feel cool like you guys. I was eating turkey sandwiches the whole day at the café... |
Root | Ha. Ha. *** Taro glares at Iocus *** |
Willow | Iocus...now is hardly the time. |
Iocus | It is always time for jokes. This event is dumb anyways. |
Taro | And that's a pretty convenient excuse Willow. |
Taro | Why not simply get it replaced? |
Willow | Prove that I am lying. |
Taro | I didn't find a marker or a notebook anywhere in your room! |
Taro | And nice going, dodging my question. |
Taro | So, I'll ask again. |
Taro | Why didn't you replace the sheets? |
Willow | How could I do that and not seem suspicious? I don't even think the General store has sheets. |
Taro | Why even hide it in the ? ? ? Room? |
Willow | I already answered that. |
Taro | Why not your room then? |
Willow | I didn't want to appear suspicious in the case of a murder. Like what happened now. |
Taro | Just simply wash it in the shower. |
Iocus | You can't wash ink that easily Taro |
Taro | Excuses excuses excuses. |
Root | Have you ever tried to wash ink before? |
Willow | You have yet to link me to the crime scene or the murder weapon. |
Taro | I have. It takes some time. |
Iocus | You literally can't wash it off Taro, not without industrial strength detergent |
Willow | How about using some logic Taro? |
Taro | Fine. Be that way. You fucking murderous bastard. |
Taro | Tell me about the scene of the crime. |
Willow | Or even just basic common sense? |
Taro | I HAVE BEEN |
Iocus | Oh yeah, I didn't even get to see the "crime". Taro pulled me away |
Iocus | What did it look like? |
Iocus | Did it have good props like the one at the castle? |
Taro | It looked like a bloodbath! |
Iocus | So it was just a shower with red paint? |
Iocus | I don't get it *** Taro grabs Iocus's collar *** |
Taro | Unless you are going to say something relevant, SHUT! UP! *** Root reviews his notes in his notebook *** *** Taro releases Iocus's collar. *** |
Iocus | calm down Taka, you are taking this way too seriously |
Root | I could say the same to you, Taro. |
Taro | I have been! I'm disappointed in you Root. |
Taro | You should already have figured all this out. |
Willow | Their were two knives at the scene of the crime. They were most likely the two stolen from the Café. One was covered in blood except for the handle, the other is clean. |
Root | I can confirm two knives were missing from the café |
Taro | So what, you saying Iocus stole the knives in the café? |
Taro | Iocus? Of all people? |
Willow | I am not implicating anybody, yet. |
Taro | Sounds like you are. |
Willow | Unlike you I am not willing to throw around blind accusations. |
Iocus | I told you, I was too busy eating sandwiches Taka |
Taro | Exactly. |
Root | Anyone could have stolen the two knives |
Taro | Iocus mentions that and then you throw around the whole café deal. |
Iocus | Maybe you should use your strength for listening instead of using it to grab people's collars |
Root | Because you asked about the scene. |
Taro | I know, but it's a little convienent that it's Willow who brings it up first. |
Willow | You asked to talk about the crime scene. |
Taro | What about the bodies? |
Willow | I find you increasingly suspicious Taro. |
Iocus | You mean the props? *** Root rolls his eyes *** |
Willow | You seem desperate to convict me. |
Root | Yes the props. |
Taro | Desperate? The only thing I'm desperate in is convicting you! |
Taro | AND ENDING THIS FUCKING TRIAL! |
Willow | Yeah. That's what I said. |
Root | You should focus more on finding the true killer than just assuming it was the Trickster. |
Taro | Can someone explain the fucking "props" already? |
Root | That was sarcasm, you nitwit (Taro) *** Taro whispers to Root. *** |
Iocus | Taka, Willow's story might make sense though. Remember when we went into the ? ? ? room? We found the bloody sheets |
Taro | If we are going to get anywhere, best to play along. |
Taro | No matter how idiotic he sounds. *** Taro stops whispering to Root *** |
Taro | Bloody sheets. |
Taro | Bloody sheets. |
Iocus | Yeah, if I seem to remember thought, they smelled odd |
Taro | Blood smells weird Iocus. |
Taro | That's fact. |
Root | Did you wet your bed, Willow? *** Root laughs *** |
Willow | Shiro's body had a black eye and a slit throat. Tamashi's body had glass shards in his chest, stomach and face, as well as a number of cuts. |
Willow | I already testified. To that. It was a red ink. |
Iocus | Interesting, where did the glass on Tamashi's body come from? |
Taro | Why did it smell weird then? |
Root | Ink smells weird Taro. |
Taro | Not to me. |
Willow | Most likely because it was ink and not blood. |
Taro | Ink smells like ink. I didn't smell anything unusual about the sheets |
Root | I'm more interested in where the glass came from. |
Willow | Blood smells of copper. Ink doesn't. |
Taro | Considering that it was the knife that was the murder weapon. |
Taro | Knives don't have glass. |
Iocus | No duh |
Root | Obviously. |
Taro | I know it's obvious. |
Taro | Which is why I have to explain it to Iocus. |
Willow | Tamashi's body had a collapsed skull as well. |
Taro | He was crushed under something with glass on it? |
Taro | The fuck did you do to him Willow? |
Root | Someone had to be incredibly strong to do that. |
Taro | Or just let gravity do the rest. |
Root | The human skull is incredibly strong, and thicker in some cases, like Taro. |
Iocus | Taka, I know your only working neuron only allows you to point fingers but try to use it before you speak |
Taro | I'm saying it could have been dropped from somewhere high. |
Iocus | Inside of the store? |
Taro | I don't see some teens smashing skulls in. |
Taro | I don't think that's where the murder took place. |
Willow | What is your evidence to that Taro? The crime scene appears to be the Supply store. |
Willow | Maybe not most...but an Ultimate Boxer? |
Taro | Shiro probably got knocked out from him walking in on moving the body. |
Willow | Perhaps. |
Taro | And got his throat slit. |
Daisuke | I-If it wasn't in the s-supply store then w-where could it have been? |
Taro | Otherwise, Shiro would have discovered the corpse |
Taro | No clue. |
Taro | Wasn't in Root's room. |
Taro | I checked. |
Root | You were in my room? |
Taro | Evidence Root. Had to check it out. *** Root appears to be angry *** |
Iocus | Yeah, we found your Mariko mannequin |
Taro | We'll talk about this later. |
Root | My what? |
Taro | Mariko mannequin? |
Daisuke | A m-mannequin? |
Root | I don't have anything like that. |
Taro | I didn't see any mannequins, let alone one of Mariko. |
Willow | Hold it. Root's deviant sexual practices aside I believe that Shiro was the intended target. |
Taro | Really? |
Root | I think he was too. |
Willow | Because of a note found in Shiro's room. |
Daisuke | Then w-why is Tamashi dead? |
Taro | Tamashi walked in on the murder happening. |
Root | I found the note as well. It said: *"Shiro, … Please meet me in the Supply Store during Night Time. I found some of the sweets you've been looking for!"* |
Taro | And the killer just smashed his skull in. |
Taro | Shiro probably found something that would convict Willow, so Willow had to kill him. |
Iocus | Tamashi was the one with the caved skull no? |
Taro | Knocked him out with a good punch and slit his throat. |
Willow | Convict me for what? |
Taro | Murdering Tamashi. |
Taro | Tamashi came first. |
Taro | The body was moved into the store room. |
Willow | Shiro was the intended target you numbskull. |
Taro | Somehow, Shiro saw something incriminating |
Root | Did you not hear the note I just read? |
Taro | And the killer had to kill him to cover it up. |
Willow | Then he would never have come to meet me. |
Taro | So he sent the note. |
Daisuke | B-but there was a struggle |
Iocus | I told you Taka only has one neuron |
Taro | He didn't know anyone was dead! |
Root | That's stupid, Taro. |
Daisuke | Or at least signs of it... |
Taro | And what struggle? |
Taro | Where is the struggle Daisuke? |
Iocus | Shiro had a black eye right? That seems like a struggle to me |
Daisuke | State of Room - The Store is trashed beyond belief. Shelves are knocked over, leaving piles of blue and black pens heaped around the dead students. On the whiteboard wall above Shiro’s head are a few bloody finger-sized streaks. |
Daisuke | T-The supply store was a d-disaster... |
Daisuke | There probably was a struggle |
Taro | Willow conveniently left that huge mess out. |
Willow | No convenience about it. We all saw the supply store didn't we? |
Root | We did. Taro is simply an idiot |
Taro | I noticed the bodys and left immediately |
Willow | Not my fault you are apparently blind. |
Taro | I wasn't paying attention to anything else. |
Taro | Oh and besides. |
Taro | I forgot something really important. |
Taro | It really was an idiot move to forget. |
Root | Of course you did. |
Taro | There was a bloody uniform in the ? ? ? room, a black one with a high collar |
Taro | Sounds familiar, Willow. |
Iocus | That could be ink as well right? |
Root | Um. Couldn't it just be the clothes he was wearing when the pen broke? |
Taro | Really? |
Willow | Exactly Root. |
Taro | One pen doing all that damage? |
Daisuke | T-Taro has a point... |
Willow | Have you ever seen a pen explode Taro. |
Root | Pens can do ALOT. |
Taro | Thank you for being the only one reasonable Daisuke. |
Root | I prefer pencils because of that. |
Taro | Not if that said pen had been scribbled down in a notebook. |
Willow | Did anyone investigate Daisuke's room? |
Root | I did. |
Taro | No. He wouldn't kill anyone. |
Daisuke | M-My room? |
Willow | Root, it would be very helpful if you would testify to that. |
Taro | He's stuttering to much to just cave in someone's skull. |
Willow | Nervous? I would be too if I were the killer. |
Root | There was blood in his bed. The bed is made neatly, the sheets tucked painfully tight under the mattress. Pillows are also fluffed perfectly, without a dent. Underneath the mattress are somewhat equal dots of blood, evenly spaced apart in two rows of five. |
Willow | Interesting. Thank you Root. |
Taro | Daisuke? Where the hell did you sleep? |
Taro | It clearly wasn't your bed. |
Daisuke | I slept in my bed... |
Taro | No. It's too clean. |
Iocus | What made those bloody dots though? |
Taro | No dents or anything. |
Daisuke | I just wake up early every morning so that I can make it... |
Root | Taro, you're forgetting the dots of blood. |
Taro | Okay. |
Taro | The dots of blood? |
Taro | Evenly space and rows of five? |
Taro | It's planted. |
Taro | No way that occurs naturally. |
Willow | Taro, what do you have against me? |
Willow | What did I do? |
Taro | You killed two people. |
Iocus | How would Willow be able to plant them UNDER Daisuke's matress while he slept? |
Taro | Daisuke simply forgot to lock his room. |
Willow | Why do you believe so? I have been honest here. |
Taro | Willow did it while he was out then went to find the corpse. |
Iocus | So Willow lifted the bed Daisuke was in without waking him up? |
Daisuke | I-I also have a deep sleep, so t-that wouldn't wake me up... |
Taro | DAISUKE WASNT IN HIS ROOM WHEN WILLOW PLANTED THE EVIDENCE! |
Root | ... when would he have done that? |
Willow | Why would I go to all that effort to frame Daisuke when my own room looked so suspicious? |
Taro | Other than that, Willow could have done it while he split up from Adrianna. |
Iocus | Daisuke, you would have rolled off your mattress if somebody lifted it |
Willow | I never split up from Adrianna. |
Root | You're one to talk, Taro. You could have done it if you split from Iocus. Anyone could have done that. |
Taro | I didn't. |
Taro | Only Iocus did when he went to take a..... |
Willow | Taro, you are grasping at straws. Give up while you have a shred of dignity. |
Taro | Oh shit. |
Taro | Iocus. |
Taro | Where the FUCK did you go? |
Iocus | I went to take a shit |
Taro | BULLSHIT! YOU FRAMED DAISUKE! |
Willow | Did someone check Iocus' room |
Root | Taro. If you split up from Iocus, you could have snuck into Daisuke's room. Which means, both of you could be suspicious. |
Root | I did indeed. |
Taro | Notebooks. |
Taro | Shrio's note had to come from a notebook! |
Taro | Did you find anything like that? |
Daisuke | Uhm... |
Daisuke | W-What color was the ink in the message in Shiro's room? |
Root | There were two notebooks, one with a couple pages torn out, in his trashcan |
Willow | Missing pages...sounds like someone could have written a note. |
Taro | And then Willow somehow intercepted it. |
Root | Or it wasn't Willow and you could just shut about that right now. |
Taro | I will until I get more evidence. |
Taro | Happy? |
Root | If it was, we will figure it. |
Root | Yes I am happy |
Taro | Just tell me what color ink it was. |
Taro | The note. *** Root flips through his notes *** |
Root | ... I don't remember. |
Taro | Nobody checked the ink the note was written with? |
Taro | Absolutely no one.... |
Root | It seems so. |
Root | Who else found the note in Shiro's room? |
Taro | Who even went to Shiro's room? |
Root | Myself and Mariko at least |
Willow | Myself and Adrianna. |
Taro | Willow, what color was the note? |
Willow | (Monokuma didn't specify) |
Willow | (Chiv halp?) |
Taro | (C'mon Chiv! This is vital!) |
Root | (That's why Root forgot) |
Taro | (C'mon Red ink! Implicate Willow more! Taro will go nuts!) |
Monokuma | "Upupu, are you all really hung up on colors? I believe in America, this was fought for so it didn't matter! But if you must know...red ink was used." |
Willow | (Everyone had red ink) |
Taro | Just like the pen Willow used... |
Root | Like everyone had |
Willow | Just like the pens everyone had. |
Taro | Yah, but Willow conveniently lost his. |
Willow | It exploded. |
Root | Yeah, but Iocus didn't have one either. |
Willow | I told you that. |
Monokuma | "Several of you conveniently lost yours!" |
Root | And that was where a notebook was in the trash with a few pages torn out. |
Taro | Iocus, why did you write a note to Shiro? |
Monokuma | "I spent so long trying to make this a nice school environment, and you threw my pens willy nilly..." |
Taro | Then tried to frame Daisuke? |
Iocus | With red pen? I only use pencils Taka |
Taro | Doesn't matter. |
Taro | What happened to your pen? |
Iocus | I never took out a pen |
Taro | The pen from your nightstand! |
Iocus | Wait, when did you go to my room? |
Taro | I didn't. Monokuma gave us all an overview. |
Root | While investigating. There was a green notebook in the trash. |
Taro | And Iocus is missing a pen. |
Taro | A red one with a razor sharp tip. |
Taro | Probably enough to cut someone. |
Root | It is true, there was an apple where the pen was before. |
Iocus | I didn't even know I had a pen to be honest. I only write with pencil |
Daisuke | M-Maybe the pen was the w-weapon...? |
Taro | You had to! |
Taro | IN ORDER TO LEAVE THE APPLE, YOU HAD TO MOVE THE PEN! |
Taro | And my thoughts exactly Daisuke. |
Root | Or someone did it for him. |
Taro | I wasn't even in Iocus's room. |
Taro | Iocus used the pen to slit Shiro's throat, then covered said knife in blood to cover up the actual murder weapon. |
Alexia | Well what is the actual murder weapon then Taro? |
Taro | The pen. |
Taro | Iocus's pen. |
Root | However, the red pen at the murder scene was clean. |
Taro | Not the right pen. |
Root | Then where did it go? |
Taro | I don't know. |
Iocus | Ok let's assume Taka was right for a second |
Iocus | How did I kill Tamashi then? |
Taro | You didn't. |
Taro | Willow did that. |
Willow | Here we go... |
Taro | You didn't even know Tamashi was dead. |
Taro | Tamashi was in the back of the store. |
Taro | Anyone could have moved Shiro in without noticing Tamashi. |
Taro | And you conveniently left out how it is just a "prop" Iocus. |
Taro | You seem to have believe that a murder did occur. |
Taro | Which is completely different from earlier. |
Willow | Listen Taro, I want one piece of evidence that I did it. Not speculation or accusations. Just a single shred of evidence linking me to the crime scene, murder weapon or victims. |
Iocus | I don't believe a murder occurred, I do believe you are actually stupid |
Taro | Later, we're dealing with Iocus's murder first. |
Iocus | You are way too gullible Taka |
Alexia | Yes, in fact Taro. Where on earth are you going with this? We can't just accuse people without hard evidence. |
Willow | Otherwise I want you to stop talking. |
Taro | Iocus first, then we'll get to my reasoning. |
Iocus | He can apparently, Taka has been accusing everybody without evidence |
Taro | We have evidence Iocus. |
Taro | Your notebook. |
Taro | The one that was used to write Shiro's note. |
Iocus | The one with failed jokes on it? |
Alexia | Yes. But that is hardly anything. |
Taro | The other one. |
Taro | The one in the trashcan. |
Iocus | That IS the one with the crappy jokes |
Taro | We also have a missing pen that was the murder weapon. |
Taro | That you conveniently don't know where it is. |
Root | Hold on. Taro. Tamashi wasn't in the back of the store. He was right at the entrance. Just to point out one of your many mistakes. |
Taro | W-w.... |
Root | There are lot of pens that are missing. |
Taro | WHAT! |
Taro | WHAT! |
Root | Look at the monokuma file |
Willow | The pen is the murder weapon? That is only your assumption. *** Taro Checks the monokuma file. *** |
Taro | FUCK! |
Root | The body was discovered by the entrance of the Supply Store. |
Taro | So Iocus did his murder first, at the back of the store. |
Taro | Then Tamashi was moved to the front from wherever the fuck he was murdered. |
Iocus | but how did Tamashi die then? |
Taro | Because he didn't discover Shiro's corpse. |
Alexia | Taro... Now, I think it would all be better for us if you shut your mouth unless you have definitive proof. Alright? |
Taro | Tamashi died due to his skull |
Iocus | What "killed" him is what I'm asking |
Taro | We have proof to link Iocus to the crime of Shiro. |
Daisuke | Uhm... |
Taro | The weapon? |
Root | I don't think Iocus did it. It is more logical that someone tried to kill Shiro, killed him and Tamashi walked in on them., and someone tried to knock him out, but ended up killing him too. |
Daisuke | W-We should set the order of the d-deaths first... |
Taro | Shiro, then Tamashi. |
Taro | That's what I think. |
Taro | But then why the fuck did Tamashi show up? |
Taro | And what the fuck is the murder weapon? |
Willow | Hold on. I can speak to that. |
Root | Or... Tamashi ended up killing Shiro and someone ended up killing them on accident. |
Taro | That so, it had to be either me, Willow or Alexia. |
Willow | Tamashi went out looking for a red pen at 10:35, according to his notebook. |
Taro | So, we can clock Shiro's death at before 10:35 |
Willow | And why the hell is that Taro? |
Taro | If the Shiro killed Tamashi first, the killer would have "discovered" it. |
Taro | And killed Shiro. |
Willow | Concerning it being either me, yourself or Alexia. |
Taro | And ended up as a discoverer. |
Willow | Is that true Monokuma? |
Monokuma | "Hmm...I guess I'll give you that much. Shiro Suzuki died before Tamashi Kasai...by perhaps 5 or 10 minutes? " |
Taro | So Shiro died between 10:25 and 10:35. |
Alexia | Hmm. Hold on a minute. |
Root | So, the killer killed both of them. Tamashi was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. |
Taro | Tamashi probably died between 10:35 and 10:40. |
Taro | We would have noticed this a lot sooner! |
Monokuma | Correct, Alexander! *** Taro glares at Koji. *** |
Daisuke | so Tamashi's dead was u-unintentional? |
Root | It seems it. |
Taro | Bashing someone in the head isn't unintentional. |
Willow | It wasn't planned at least. |
Taro | I'll concede that much. |
Taro | It wasn't planned for Tamashi to die. |
Root | Tamashi discovered them, and they were a loose end. |
Alexia | But if it was so unintentional. Where is his murder weapon? |
Taro | Something made out of glass. |
Taro | And in the struggle, perhaps Tamashi got a lick in on his attacker. |
Iocus | Did somebody check the "victims'" rooms? |
Taro | We should do a medical evaluation on all of us. |
Root | So it broke into pieces. |
Taro | If it broke in the killer's hands, then the killer's hands are cut. |
Willow | I agree. Also I want to do a handwriting analyses on the note found in Shiro's room. |
Taro | Fine. |
Taro | Root, give me your notebook. |
Alexia | If that's the case. Did anyone find any glass at the scene? |
Root | No. |
Taro | We'll use that as evidence of your handwriting. |
Root | I don't care. You're not getting my notebook. |
Taro | C'mon Root. Don't be like that. |
Root | I will be like that. |
Monokuma | I will! |
Willow | Maybe Monokuma could provide us with paper? |
Taro | Fine. Monokuma, can you pass around a piece of paper. |
Root | To answer Alexia, Yes there was glass found at the scene. *** Monokuma Monokuma giggles menacingly and pulls paper from seemingly nowhere, combined with a red pen. He passes it to Taro. *** |
Monokuma | After you, ma'am. |
Taro | And can you give us all a full detailed body expection? |
Willow | Glass was found under Tamashi's body and in it. *** Taro writes Shiro Suzuki with both hands *** |
Taro | I suggests you all write with both hands. |
Iocus | Are you a toddler? use one hand at a time |
Taro | We don't want any of you to fudge it. *** Taro passes it to Willow *** *** Willow writes the note with both hands. *** |
Taro | Now be a good boy and pass it along. |
Taro | We don't want you keeping all that nice evidence to yourself. |
Iocus | (Are we seriously going to take turns passing it) |
Iocus | (What the shit) |
Taro | (Yeah.) |
Taro | (It's good stalling time for Razz) |
Root | (I guess so) *** Willow passes the note along *** |
Alexia | Oi. Taka. Isn't there a quicker way of doing this? *** Iocus writes with left hand *** Aria (Nana): (Oh man I feel bad that I can't participate xd) *** Iocus writes with right hand *** *** Root takes the note and writes the note from his notebook first with his left hand then with his right hand. *** |
Taro | (Yes you can) |
Iocus | Because I'm not a toddler Aria (Nana): (Nah I mean I can't because I'm busy right now) |
Taro | (Ah. That sucks. Just write something down on the note) |
Daisuke | /me writes sloppily in the paper with both his hands. |
Iocus | (It's ok you aren't missing much, just Taro being stupid as hell) Aria (Nana): (What's new jk) |
Daisuke | (welp that didn't work ;( ) |
Taro | (Taro isn't being stupid, just stubborn) |
Daisuke | (I don't get how to use skype lol) |
Taro | Whose next? |
Willow | (Taro is being both) *** Root speeds this along and we'll all say everyone wrote it down with both hands *** |
Alexia | ... I can't write with my left |
Taro | Why not? |
Taro | Is it broken? |
Root | Is it... injured? |
Alexia | That's correct |
Iocus | Its ok, just write with your right hand twice |
Taro | How did it get injured? |
Root | Hm. How then Alexia? |
Taro | Was it, perhaps, in a fight? *** Root curses himself that he's asking the same questions as Taro *** |
Taro | Say, with Tamashi? |
Alexia | What? ? ? No of course not |
Taro | Then, pray tell, how? |
Willow | Alexia would not have done this. |
Root | No one would have done this, Willow. But someone did. |
Alexia | I just slipped, on my way back via the monowood walk of shame. |
Willow | There is no evidence to support her either. |
Alexia | Nothing serious I hope... |
Taro | May we see your red pen? |
Root | It's in her room, doofus. |
Willow | What's the results of the handwriting test? |
Taro | I hope it isn't, how should I say, bloody. |
Root | Let's just have the results. It might narrow things down. |
Root | Instead of throwing wild accusations around. |
Monokuma | Results, hmm? Give me the paper! *** Taro gives Monokuma the paper. *** |
Monokuma | Thank you, miss! Hm, it seems... none of you match the note's handwriting. However, perhaps one of you fudged it? |
Root | You better not say its sad we don't have an analyzer to analyze this. |
Monokuma | It is sad we don't have an Analyzer, but I'm channeling his spirit... |
Taro | So it's either Shiro, Tamashi, or Alexia's left hand. |
Root | Daisuke seemed to write sloppily. |
Monokuma | Upupu! His spirit is cursing one of you out! |
Root | I don't know if that would fudge the results enough |
Taro | Daisuke seems like the guy who writes sloppily. |
Daisuke | That's just how I usually write... |
Taro | Does anyone have Daisuke's notebook to confirm? |
Willow | Root? |
Root | There wasn't any notebook in his room. |
Taro | Well shit. |
Alexia | What? Where did it go? |
Willow | That in and of itself Is suspicious. |
Taro | What did the Supply Store say? |
Taro | I mean, did Daisuke even check a notebook out? |
Monokuma | Hmm, speaking of notebooks, I do have to chastise one of you! |
Root | ... |
Taro | Root? For using too many? |
Root | It better not be me. |
Monokuma | Iocus, Iocus, I'm changing the rules after this! You leave your notebook out in the Café constantly. Your littering is a punishable offense! |
Monokuma | SPEARS... |
Monokuma | OF... |
Root | DONT |
Willow | No...he did not. I apologies for being hasty on this count Daisuke. |
Alexia | What?! |
Willow | What? |
Monokuma | GUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -- Juuuuuuuuuust kidding~! |
Monokuma | Just keep it in mind, 'kay? |
Root | Oh thank god. |
Taro | Knew it. |
Iocus | Hahaha |
Daisuke | D-Don't worry ab-bout it.... *** Root sighs *** |
Iocus | I get distracted sometimes |
Taro | Wait. |
Taro | Were there any notebooks out in the café? |
Root | Not that I found, no. |
Willow | No. |
Taro | Mariko? *** Taro snaps fingers at Mariko *** |
Root | I think she's a little... uh... preoccupied. |
Taro | Poor girl is still out of it. |
Monokuma | (For Razz's sake, Mariko found jack shit in the Café) |
Root | It's okay though, I would've seen one if there was one. |
Taro | Look, whoever wrote the note had to kill Shiro. |
Taro | We are all clear on that, right? |
Monokuma | You're all overlooking some crucial evidence... |
Willow | Myself and Adrianna checked as well, and I didn't find one. |
Monokuma | Evidence that has been mentioned before! What the hell is your problem?! |
Taro | The glass? |
Taro | We still don't know what the fuck it was. |
Monokuma | Oh, you want to know what it was? |
Monokuma | Do I have to bottlefeed you too?! |
Iocus | Does anybody else find it suspicious that Taka has pointed more fingers at people than he has fingers on his hand? |
Taro | Yes, but I doubt you'll tell us. *** Root is reviewing his notes *** |
Monokuma | Fine. Two things, I'll mention. |
Willow | I do Iocus. He may not be the killer in this case, but he is definitely untrustworthy. |
Taro | Untrustworthy? Your the one with the constant chats with Monokuma. |
Taro | Root and I only talked to him once. |
Monokuma | From now on, Taro must wear diapers and a bib over his clothes for the remainder of his life in Monoworld. |
Iocus | Where is your evidence for that? |
Root | It doesn't mean anything Taro. I'd rather talk with the bear than you. |
Alexia | I trust him more then you taka |
Monokuma | (That'll be a legitimate rule, kids!) |
Iocus | (LOL) |
Taro | Really? |
Taro | You're stooping that low Monokuma? |
Monokuma | And the evidence you have skipped over is the glass, and the ten bloody finger streaks above Shiro. His hands are bloodless! |
Root | Good. He needs it. He's acting like an immature baby, might as well dress like it. |
Taro | Shit! |
Taro | I didn't know that! |
Monokuma | I am stooping that low, Taro~! I'm only two feet tall, sadly... |
Iocus | You didn't know that because you don't pay attention Taka |
Taro | So it must be the killer's hands! |
Taro | I didn't investigate the Supply store. |
Root | Or Tamashi's. Were his fingers bloody? |
Taro | Let's find out. |
Monokuma | Tamashi's were not. |
Taro | Monokuma, finger print analysis on all the participants. |
Monokuma | What do I look like, a friggin' crime lab ?! |
Taro | Let's settle this once and for all. |
Root | And in Daisuke's room there were ten bloody dots. Remember? |
Taro | Ten bloody dots.... |
Taro | Ten bloody fingers. |
Taro | Two rows of five. |
Taro | Evenly spaced. |
Willow | Daisuke...care to explain? |
Root | Exactly |
Iocus | Taro, can you finally understand that I didn't "kill" Shiro then? *** Taro glares at Daisuke. *** |
Taro | Huh? Yeah, sure. Whatever. |
Taro | We'll deal with that later. |
Root | Especially we established there was only one killer. Who right now looks suspiciously like Daisuke. |
Taro | And we still don't know what the murder weapon was. |
Alexia | Well. The glass object was the murder weapon right. So it's logical the killers fingerprints are on it |
Taro | And promptly got destroyed in a million pieces. |
Willow | I appear to have overlooked something. |
Taro | Problem is, what the fuck it was originally. |
Willow | The Murder weapon in the case of Tamashi was most likely a glass Jar. |
Taro | Your innocence? |
Taro | NOW YOU TELL US! |
Taro | Where did said glass jar even come from? |
Willow | The supply store. |
Root | I thought that'd be obvious, Taro. |
Willow | It was a weapon of convenience. Probably used to bludgeon Tamashi. Or it could have fallen on his head during a struggle. |
Root | Why not use the knife, though? Since the killer already killed Shiro with it. |
Alexia | Fallen? Where was it in the supply store? |
Daisuke | B-But if the glass jar was the weapon w-wouldn't they have had to write it down in the list of purchases? |
Willow | There were a number on Shelves, With one missing. It is more likely that it was used. |
Willow | It wasn't checked out of the store. |
Root | It was still in the store, so you don't have to check It out. *** Root continues to review notes *** |
Root | I would like to ask about the knives. Why were there two? One was clean, but the other bloody. And the clean red pen on the floor of the supply store. |
Alexia | ... Maybe one was planted? |
Alexia | Or. In this case. Two |
Willow | Is it possible...that the victims were the ones with the knives? Not the culprit. |
Root | Self-Defense then? |
Taro | The knives were simply brought after the murder. |
Taro | The handles were both clean. |
Taro | And the killers' hands are proven to be bloody. |
Willow | Perhaps it is the culprits blood on that knife. |
Root | Well, if you stab someone it gets all over your hand but not where you hold it. |
Taro | Doubt it. |
Taro | The entire handle was clean. |
Taro | And the other knife wasn't even used. |
Willow | It was...fairly clean. |
Daisuke | b-but then the culprit would have a v-visible injury |
Taro | It was made to look like both vics killed eachother. |
Alexia | Hang on. The could of wiped it off! |
Root | Then why not bloody the other one? |
Root | That is true, someone could have wiped it. |
Taro | He didn't die from a bloody knife. |
Taro | He died from his skull being crushed in. |
Root | But Shiro did. |
Taro | It wouldn't make sense. |
Willow | The culprit could have an injury, we never checked everybody for it. |
Taro | That's why only one was bloody. |
Willow | Exactly Alexia. *** Monokuma Monokuma yawns. *** |
Taro | Fine. |
Monokuma | Time's running out, chickens. |
Taro | Everybody gets a full body check. |
Taro | Monokuma, you're in charge of that. *** Alexia looks troubled *** |
Monokuma | Ewwww, I have to touch prepubescent bodies?! *** Taro notices. *** |
Monokuma | Disgusting... |
Alexia | ... |
Monokuma | But I guess I will. |
Taro | You're a bear. |
Taro | Deal with it. |
Root | I don't think the bear wants to do that. |
Monokuma | I'm not that kind of bear, eugh... |
Taro | The bear has to do that. |
Taro | Or else we will be running in circles. |
Root | Oh yeah, because we're the bosses here |
Taro | Monokuma wants a trial, Monokuma has to deal with the evidence we need. *** Monokuma Monokuma goes around and...inspects the bodies. He pulls a privacy curtain out of literally fucking nowhere how did he do that and gives everyone a full body check. *** |
Monokuma | Alexander Root...is unmarred. Besides some scars. |
Root | What the fuck. |
Taro | At least warm your hands first fucker! |
Root | ... good. |
Monokuma | Taro Yamada...is small, in more ways than one. Old scars. |
Monokuma | Iocus, unmarred. |
Root | Ha! I knew it. |
Taro | Cold hands do that! |
Willow | That explains so much. |
Root | Right. |
Monokuma | Aghhh, I hate all this explaining! |
Root | We believe you Taro. |
Monokuma | Let me shorten this. |
Taro | Sarcasm duily noted. |
Root | Oh you caught that? Wow you're so smart Taro. How did you get so smart? |
Monokuma | Nana, Mamouro, Koji, Alexia, Alexander, Iocus, Mariko, Taro, Joaquin, and Mugen are unmarred. |
Willow | Probably a lot of blows to the head. |
Monokuma | Or at least...their scars are old. |
Monokuma | fuck |
Taro | Whose Lucas? |
Root | (Alexia) |
Alexia | (Wait lemme change that) |
Monokuma | (i'm dumb) |
Taro | (There we go.) |
Root | So, Daisuke. |
Monokuma | That leaves Saoirse, Willow, and Daisuke with fresh wounds. |
Root | Hm. |
Taro | Willow. Willow. Willow. |
Taro | It all comes back to you. |
Monokuma | Willow has some minor scrapes on his knee. |
Daisuke | I just have a c-cut from f-falling down while I was skating... |
Root | He has the blood in his room. Fingers. |
Iocus | Saoirse runs around a lot right? I don't think it was her, she probably got hurt running |
Monokuma | Daisuke has a cut across his chest, and a small one on his arm. |
Taro | That's why I eliminated her. |
Monokuma | And Saoirse looks like she just took on Mamouro in the ring. |
Taro | His chest? |
Root | A small one on his arm, a knife across his chest. |
Taro | Like...... |
Taro | with a knife. |
Monokuma | ...I believe so! |
Taro | Goddamn it! |
Taro | Daisuke. |
Monokuma | Hm, well... |
Monokuma | EVERYONE, BE QUIET! |
Monokuma | I believe it's that time, folks! It's voting time! Head to the Voting thread on Monoworld, right at the bottom, and vote for the killer! |
Monokuma | You may also announce your votes here! |
Taro | Wait a second. |
Taro | Saoirse fought Tamashi. |
Taro | That explains the full body fuck-up! |
Alexia | Wait. Are you serious?? |
Root | Idiot. |
Willow | No Taro. It was Daisuke. |
Root | It's Daisuke. |
Iocus | Taka? more like BAKA |
Monokuma | Majority vote wins, so c'mon! |
Root | That's a good one Iocus. |
Taro | Where? |
Root | I vote Daisuke. |
Root | (http://monoworld.freeforums.net/thread/109/trial-1-voting-time?page=1&scrollTo=392) |
Willow | I vote Daisuke. |
Monokuma | (Bottom of Monoworld, there's a new section) |
Monokuma | 2 votes Daisuke, one vote Saoirse! |
Iocus | (I don't know if I voted right) |
Taro | I vote Saoirse. |
Root | (Says there were four votes now so) |
Iocus | (I clicked on the arrow but I don't know if I have to press submit or something) |
Taro | (Says five for me) |
Root | (yeah just the check marks should show) |
Daisuke | (It says 6 for me) |
Root | (yeah it does now) |
Taro | (Really? Let me refresh) |
Iocus | (ok then I voted) |
Monokuma | Hehe, should I make you kids wait until each and every one of you votes? |
Taro | (How many people are here to vote?) |
Monokuma | Willow, Daisuke, Taro, Iocus, Mariko, Root, and Alexia can vote. |
Monokuma | Actually, scratch Mariko! She looks a little... |
Monokuma | Upu, shellshocked? |
Root | Yeah, she's... gonna be okay. |
Taro | She witnessed two murders. |
Monokuma | Perhaps I should execute those who won't answer... |
Taro | She is not gonna be okay for a while. |
Root | She'll be fine later. Don't worry. |
Root | No. It's okay. Just... announce the results. |
Monokuma | Oh! Have you...all voted? |
Iocus | (we have 6 then) |
Taro | Yes we have. |
Root | 6 and 6 votes yeah |
Monokuma | Ah... |
Monokuma | Well then. |
Monokuma | I have some bad news, kids. |
Monokuma | Tonight, only one of you will be leaving... |
Root | Shit. |
Willow | No way... |
Taro | This mortal coil? |
Root | Shit. Shit. Shit. |
Monokuma | This plane of existence, correct Taro! |
Root | This world? |
Root | You better say this fucking world |
Root | Oh good *** Root is relieved *** |
Alexia | Thank god |
Monokuma | The blackened is Daisuke Iwasaki! Any last words, Iwasaki-kun? |
Willow | Thank the gods. *** Taro smirks at Root. *** |
Taro | WAIT WHAT? |
Daisuke | ... |
Willow | Daisuke...why? |
Daisuke | I-I have nothing to s-say... |
Alexia | Hold on. That was just a wild guess |
Monokuma | Oh, Daisuke, don't be so modest. |
Taro | Pressure probably got to him. |
Alexia | How the hell did you pull this off |
Iocus | The audience doesn't like you huh? |
Taro | Wrote a note and slit a throat. |
Monokuma | Daisuke's little plan went alllllll wrong, didn't it? |
Root | There's no excuse. He's a murderer. Don't coddle him. |
Taro | Easy. |
Willow | It was an incredibly complex case. |
Monokuma | I think we need a Climax Inference! |
Monokuma | When I start a sentence, one of you must answer it. |
Taro | Root can do it. |
Monokuma | Root must answer! |
Monokuma | The one who wrote the note, was... |
Root | Fuck. Fine. |
Root | Daisuke. |
Monokuma | The notebook belonged to... |
Taro | Daisuke Iwasaki |
Root | He said for me to answer! God. |
Root | Iocus. |
Taro | Iocus Hilaries |
Monokuma | Taro, be quiet, or the diaper will be full! |
Taro | Fine. |
Monokuma | But how did Daisuke lure him? Why was the promise of sweets so promising? |
Monokuma | My dear Root, you have Testimony about this... |
Root | He's been looking for them every single day since we got here. |
Root | Daisuke will confirm this |
Monokuma | Eeeeexactly! All the apples were for his good ol' sweet tooth! |
Monokuma | Daisuke slipped the note under the door while Shiro was getting apples, and Daisuke found the note, and he.... *** Taro wonders why the fuck sweets would start a murder chain! *** |
Monokuma | *Shiro found the note *** Taro thinks "Went to the Supply Store". *** |
Root | Was excited and went to the Supply Room as requested. |
Monokuma | ...Incorrect! |
Taro | Went to the Café. |
Taro | Idiot! |
Taro | Even I knew that. |
Monokuma | Before coming to the Supply Store, Shiro went to the Café to get... |
Root | A knife. |
Taro | Two knives. |
Monokuma | Correct! Shiro brought a knife for safety. |
Monokuma | Daisuke planned to murder Shiro with a... *** Taro thinks "pen." *** |
Root | Pen? |
Monokuma | A red pen, carelessly left at the scene! |
Root | The red one. that's super sharp. |
Taro | Whose was it? |
Taro | We never really got an answer for that. |
Monokuma | It was Daisuke's. |
Monokuma | But Shiro attacked Daisuke in self-defense, cutting him. A struggle ensued, and Daisuke... |
Root | Slit his throat with the pen. |
Monokuma | ...Incorrect again! The pen was clean. |
Root | Wow, uh then got the knife away |
Taro | Slit his throat with his own knife. |
Monokuma | One more incorrect answer and Root will be executed! Correct, Taro! |
Root | Pfft. I need more notes. |
Root | I can't remember all this shit. |
Monokuma | Shiro bled out on the floor, Daisuke got some on his hands and he... |
Taro | I thought you were very smart? |
Taro | When did you get so smart, Root? |
Root | Made the marks above Shiro's body. |
Root | I am smart, but memory has nothing to do with that, Taro. |
Monokuma | Yes! He slumped against the wall in shock, but not for long! Because Tamashi entered with a.... |
Root | Knife. |
Monokuma | Correct! Tamashi dropped the knife in a panic to run for the others, so Daisuke... |
Root | Got a jar and smashed it over his head. |
Monokuma | Yes! He tossed the jar from the entrance, luckily hitting Tamashi and killing him instantly. |
Taro | Really? |
Taro | He threw it? |
Monokuma | He dragged Tamashi's body into the Store, and with the Store thoroughly destroyed, he went to... |
Taro | Clean up his own room, Root. |
Root | SHut up. (Sorry my parents just came home and we're bringing in groceries) |
Monokuma | ...Wrong, Taro. But right? Technically correct, I suppose. |
Monokuma | (it's okay!) |
Root | Put the notebook into Iocus's room. |
Taro | (No worries. Taro is still steamed over that penis joke Monokuma made.) |
Monokuma | He went to his room and in a daze, began cleaning his room...What evidence did his cleaning create? |
Taro | (In reality, it was injured in one of his plane crashes.) |
Taro | The bloody prints under the bed. |
Monokuma | Correct! |
Root | The dots of blood |
Monokuma | He then cleaned his hands, and went to bed. |
Monokuma | And in the morning, you all noticed... |
Taro | The bodies. |
Root | They were missing, and went to search. Well I didn't, I was just looking for a pencil. |
Monokuma | Correct, Alexander! |
Monokuma | Why was Willow a suspect? |
Taro | His exploded pen, and my testimony. |
Monokuma | And Iocus? |
Root | The ink stained sheets he tried to get rid of. |
Iocus | (Taro shut the hell up) |
Root | The journal was his. |
Iocus | Ok I will admit something |
Iocus | When I left Taro to go take a "shit" |
Root | Cleaned up his room. |
Root | wiat what |
Iocus | I actually went to my room and cleaned it |
Root | I didn't mean to do that |
Root | (Sorry) |
Root | (wtf is that, I said sorry) |
Monokuma | Well, kids...I believe that's it. |
Taro | (? ? ??) |
Monokuma | Any final words, Daisuke Iwasaki? |
Taro | And Alexia slipped and broke her wrist. |
Taro | But that's irrelevant. |
Daisuke | I already said it. |
Alexia | Hey! That was an accident |
Monokuma | Upupu, then I'm sure Alexia will love what the next Gate brings... |
Daisuke | I have noting to say. |
Monokuma | Alright, then! |
Monokuma | I believe it's a very special time, boys and girls. |
Taro | What do you mean by that Monokuma? |
Alexia | Huh...? |
Monokuma | Let's give it all we've got, oke doke~? |
Monokuma | Because it's... |
Daisuke | W-What do you mean...? |
Monokuma | PUNIIIIIIIIIIIISHMENT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME! |
Taro | Your execution, Daisuke. |
Alexia | What is this? ? ? |
Willow | I suppose this was inevitable... |
Monokuma | Upupupu, Alexia, you didn't know?! |
Daisuke | ...huh...? |
Willow | A game of mutual killing. |
Monokuma | The killer is executed if they're caught! It must have slipped my mind... |
Taro | No it didn't. |
Monokuma | (The execution is being posted as we speak.) |
Taro | Alexia just doesn't want it to be true. |
Root | (Sorry my computer is fucking up) |
Alexia | Ah! What?? Why do you have to kill him?? |
Taro | (That's okay.) |
Taro | He's a murderer. |
Alexia | Just let him fucking leave! |
Taro | Alexia, he's the kidnapper. |
Willow | Because the people running this game are sadists. |
Taro | He makes the rules. |
Taro | Unless you want to get yourself killed, I suggest you do as he says. |
Taro | There aren't many good cops Alexia. |
Alexia | T-This is... No... |
Taro | Please stay alive. |
Monokuma | Upupu! This is...beautiful. |
Taro | Just get it over with Monokuma. |
Willow | Alexia....don't do anything rash. |
Taro | The faster, the better for Alexia. |
Root | Hm. Well then he'll want to make it as slow as possible then, Taro. |
Taro | Doesn't hurt to ask. |
Willow | It might. |
Taro | What's that supposed to mean Willow? |
Monokuma | THE EXECUTION HAS BEEN POSTED! *** Monokuma removed Daisuke from this conversation. *** |