Post by Iocus Hilares on Feb 2, 2016 21:11:55 GMT -5
Ah! The log fume! Probably one of the worst rides in a theme park! You wait in line for a long time to just fall down a small waterfall looking thing. Maybe you will get wet, maybe you won't. At the exit of the ride you can always see the picture they took of you as you were falling. Sure, you can do funny poses and faces for the camera, but it's pointless since you never buy the pictures anyways. Who could blame you though? They charge like $15 dollars per picture. They would probably sell more if they sold it for cheaper but they probably don't because people won't buy them. It's an endless cycle of semi-funny photographs. A void filled with cheap laughs and corporate greed....
...I decided to try to make poop related puns about it.
Might as well get on the log to see if its at least a little fun. Not like there are many fun things on the park.
I got on the seat of a log and pulled the lever. I went down the ride and got out of the log.
NOW I will come up with a poop related pun.
I got on the seat of a log and pulled the lever. I went down the ride and got out of the log.
NOW I will come up with a poop related pun.
I got on the seat of a log and pulled the lever. I went down the ride and got out of the log.
...It was funner than I was expecting...
...I decided to try to make poop related puns about it.
Might as well get on the log to see if its at least a little fun. Not like there are many fun things on the park.
I got on the seat of a log and pulled the lever. I went down the ride and got out of the log.
NOW I will come up with a poop related pun.
I got on the seat of a log and pulled the lever. I went down the ride and got out of the log.
NOW I will come up with a poop related pun.
I got on the seat of a log and pulled the lever. I went down the ride and got out of the log.
...It was funner than I was expecting...
