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Post by Iocus Hilares on Dec 16, 2015 16:26:33 GMT -5
I walked into the Supply Store. If I'm going to be here for a while I might as well come up with new material for shows. They probably have stuff I can write my new jokes with.
I browsed around the aisles around the store looking for the stuff I needed. I found pencils almost immediately. I kept browsing the aisles until I found the notebooks. Only I did not only find the notebooks. A girl was eyeing the notebooks as well. As I recalled, her name was Ignia, the SHSL Arsonist. She was probably looking for something to burn. I remembered her reaction to Monokuma showing us the pictures. Like me, she seemed to not fall for the obviously fake pictures. I decided to approach her and start a conversation.
I put on my smile and said "Hey there hot stuff!"
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Post by Ignia Brand on Dec 17, 2015 4:46:12 GMT -5
After spending some time with Alexia, Ignia decided to check out the supply store. There was plenty of stuff that may make a good fire, but she can't burn stuff all willy-nilly. When she arrived, she walked towards the notebooks to check them out first.
"Notebooks, eh? Might be useful in case somebody does fall for those stupid motives that thing gave us. Power? No. Dead loved ones? As if."
She was lost in thought when she suddenly heard a "Hey there, hot stuff!" coming from behind her. Turning around, the SHSL Comedian stood before her.
She greeted him by raising a hand. "'Sup, man? Here's quite a lot of interesting stuff here, don't ya think? I might buy somethin'."
Killing time with the Comedian might be a great way to get any potential worries off of her, so she welcomed his appearance.
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Post by Iocus Hilares on Dec 17, 2015 23:17:53 GMT -5
She seemed nice enough. Her words had a certain warmth to them. Pun not intended, or maybe it was intended? It's hard to keep track. Oh well, one of the downsides of having my talent I suppose. I chuckled at my thoughts, but this wasn't the time for comedy.
It might be a good idea to confirm what she actually thinks of the so called motives. It might give me a better understanding on who she is as a person and might make it easier to gain as an ally when voting someone off the show.
"So blaze, what do you think about those so called motives huh? They could at least try harder right? It is clearly impossible for them to grant us power like that. Oh, and the other one? How dumb do they think we are? There is no way those pictures are real. It's not hard to make false pictures nowadays you know? Do you think they are going to motivate people to win?"
I took a notebook of each color as I finished speaking.
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Post by Ignia Brand on Dec 18, 2015 12:49:59 GMT -5
Ignia could only laugh when the Comedian brought up the motives.
"Damn right, man! There's no way the bear can grant us all that power. I mean, how'd he go about doing that? It's impossible, I tell ya. That other motive's stupid, too. But then again..."
She sighed. She really didn't want to think about it, but she had to.
"Not all of us have that kinda spiritual strength to say 'Fuck that, this isn't real.', ya know? One of us is bound to off someone else. It's just a matter of time... And even then, we dunno which of those two motives led to the murder. Was it the power, or was it that loved ones thing?"
She smiled at him.
" Don't worry, tho. That thing doesn't get me to kill, and that's a given."
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Post by Iocus Hilares on Dec 19, 2015 0:51:13 GMT -5
"I don't think anybody is stupid enough to actually kill somebody."
There is no way the producers would allow that anyways. We are going to vote to "kill" somebody off every week or so.
"Either way, its good to know at least you have enough common sense to not believe what was shown to us."
I remembered that we were facing the notebook shelf. I was a little intrigued as to what she was going to do with the supplies. Would she use them to start a fire? Or would she use them like a normal person would?
"So pyre, what are you going to be doing with the notebooks? We aren't supposed to destroy property. I'm just asking because if you decide to start a fire and it gets out of control, you might get in trouble."
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Post by Ignia Brand on Dec 19, 2015 9:44:06 GMT -5
Ignia shook her head at the Comedian's statement.
"Ya say that now, but I think the bear means business. I just wanna be prepared in case this isn't a prank gone wrong, ya know?"
She nodded to his other statement. "Thanks, man."
When she was asked what she was going to do with the notebooks, she simply held a red one in front of him.
"I said it before, but I'll say it once again. In case a real murder happens, I'd like to take notes on whatever happened. None of us are detectives, ya know? But we might need to investigate, and a notebook and a pencil would definitely be useful. I saw you were eyeing those as well, huh? What'll you do with those?"
He might not see it, but Ignia appreciates the concern the Comedian had for her. She had entirely forgotten about the property rule.
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Post by Iocus Hilares on Dec 19, 2015 13:59:54 GMT -5
"I'm going to be plotting how to kill you all so I need something to write my ideas on. I want to get out as soon as I can you know?"
I said that with a huge smirk on my face. I was obviously joking about that. If I were to really do that, would I benefit from telling anybody else? Actually, that might not be such a bad idea. It might be a little fun to pretend. Maybe I will write that stuff out later in addition to my jokes.
"I'm joking! I'm joking! Haha! I hope you didn't take that seriously!"
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Post by Ignia Brand on Dec 21, 2015 8:47:57 GMT -5
"Haha!" Ignia laughed. "That's a good one, bro. Just make sure ya hide the evidence, if ya know what I mean."
She winked at him, indirectly saying "I'd burn that notebook and then scatter the ashes if I was in your shoes."
She could only hope that he understood what she meant. In any case, she didn't mind the jokes about murder. In the same joking tone, she said "Not if I beat ya to it. I'll kill ya before ya kill me, ya get it?" She laughed again. Lighthearted jokes about murder were always fun.
It's not like he'd actually kill her, or anybody else, would he?
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Post by Iocus Hilares on Dec 21, 2015 15:46:56 GMT -5
Was she implying I should burn the evidence if I did murder somebody? Wouldn't that just make people believe she was the murderer? I shook my head at the idea and put on my smile.
"In any case, who do you think would the most likely to actually believe the motives and attempt murder?"
I felt like this was a question that could produce interesting answers. The answer could give me insight as to who to watch out for. It might make it easier to gain allies and what not.
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Post by Ignia Brand on Dec 23, 2015 13:00:25 GMT -5
Ignia looked at the Comedian.
"Hell if I know, hell if I care. I'd stay clear of the scientist dude, though. The scientist and that flower chick. They're kinda strange, and that's saying somethin', with me amongst your ranks."
The girl wasn't sure why he had asked the question, but she was sure he had some ulterior motive. It wasn't like she was dying to know what he was up to. If Ignia had her way, then all of the people trapped here would just walk right out of the front door.
"Ya know, I'm surprised, you're not running from me.", she commented. "Ya might be talking to a future killer, or ya might not. Are ya really willing to take the risk? We don't know what the small thing has in store for us."
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Post by Iocus Hilares on Dec 25, 2015 14:46:19 GMT -5
"I don't judge people by their cover. I judge them by their actions. I have learned this over the years. A clown shouldn't be judged as a person based on their perfomance. So I'm not going to assume you are dangerous just because of your talent."
She didn't need to know the details of my past. I didn't feel like sharing them anyways with all the cameras around. Who knows what the executives would do with that footage you know?
"Either way, you might be right, we might need to vote against the strong-looking contestants. It might make it hard to win the show with them around. Anyways, do you know how to check out? I don't see anybody at the register."
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Post by Ignia Brand on Dec 27, 2015 14:40:55 GMT -5
"Eh? Is that so? Well, whatever.", was Ignia's blunt reply to what the Comedian had to say. He sort of had a point. The white-haired girl should expect the worst to come from him. For all she knew, he could plot to kill her.
"I don't like clowns either.", she stated. "I've never seen a single one that was funny."
She looked around the store, looking to find a way to purchase the items she held.
"Look, over there.", she pointed to a corner in the supply store. "That looks like a register, doesn't it? Ya checked that place already?"
She didn't exactly know what to say about Iocus thinking that everything was just a gameshow to him, so she simply kept quiet.
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Post by Iocus Hilares on Dec 28, 2015 23:39:21 GMT -5
"Alright, I will check that out"
l would definitely see more of her. I look forward to our game.
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